I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize