Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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