Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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