i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
handjob tips. give me some.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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