I don't usually arrange sex via text message
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
4 words: hood of his car
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
