I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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