Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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