barbara walters just said penis...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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