Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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