Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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