That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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