oh god the rape fog is back!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
vagina is talking i cant
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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