gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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