idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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