how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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