Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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