super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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