white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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