My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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