I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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