yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Randomize
