Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Drake has all the answers
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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