I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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