His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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