How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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