People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
