it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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