kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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