that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Every concussion has its silver lining
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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