Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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