We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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