STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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