fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
