for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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