We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Bring me that man meat
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
