I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
this just has baby written all over it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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