yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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