CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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