I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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