We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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