Don't you send me to vm
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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