He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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