Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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