It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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