butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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