Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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