Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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