Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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