we have pet lesbian snakes
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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