rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
