Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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