Dual....:-)
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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