I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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