I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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